After years of speculation on his whereabouts, he simply drove up to HJ HQ yesterday evening in his new 2019 Toyota Corolla (Red). Upon his arrival, current (former) Staff President Yolanda Fimply was seen retreated into the woods with what looked like some "brown" marks on her undergarments.
Fimply (Missing)
In light of these events, Rainbow has proclaimed himself the 33rd Staff President in HJ history (his 14th term as President).
Rainbow (Staff President)
Not surprisingly, Rainbow was quick to name his new Vice President - Nolan Pelcher.
"Pelcher's got what it takes." - Rainbow
Nolan Pelcher (Vice President)
The Rainbow/Pelcher administration's first move (after taking over the entire east wing of HQ), was to take care of new Staff Idiot Wozzlo.
Wozzlo (Placed in Blender - DEAD)
Fortunately, Wozzlo was able to be turned into a delicious smoothie, which was shared by Dr. Rainbow and his new hit-man, Nolan Pelcher.
Please accept the reign of Oscar Rainbow, as any detractors will be immediately killed and eaten.
- Staff Correspondent Bill Ogg
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