Dozens of new staff announced

New staff members added Monday morning:

Raisin-on-salad removal

Hernan Paul-Gomez

Pointing at ant hills
Nolan Pelcher

Squirrel attorneys
Vanessa Gooch
CC Zandermeer

Emissions - potato trucks
Polly Kuppa
Vance Kuppa

Human-to-raspberry transition
Evelyn Ash

Pecans
Lanette Wickersley

Blouse family representatives
Beatrice Blouse
Bobo Blouse

Carl retrieval
Wozzlo

Dennis Durly Preservation Society
President: Claire Durly
Treasurer: Hollis Macheskie

Cut man (ear)
Little Paulie

Dandelion pizza chef
Ky Limosa

"thumbs up" coordinator (Mon-Wed)
Maurice Leake

Burt Self impersonator
Wallace Renaldo

Patti Plink '20 campaign manager
Izzy Delburton