Ed Fimply Killed

Ed Fimply, the first known photo-person (and also Staff Octopus) in HJ history, has been killed.

Fimply (DEAD)

While the cause of death has been listed as "pending" the results of an autopsy report, it is widely known that Ed Fimply was offed by the original "Bad-ass", Oscar Rainbow.

"Rainbow Lives" - Oscar Rainbow

- Staff Correspondent Marty Fugg