May 12, 2019

Him hired

Bunker 14 - Longtime celery map salesman Hin Him has been hired as staff Boris Klupcheck, pending a Monday morning mustard stain search.

Him, who is missing the front part of his nose, has one eyebrow which is not attached to his face and continues to live with just one leg despite being at the top of the exclusive Need A Leg? Call Me, Leonard Legget list, will occupy bunker 14 until his personalized yogurt room is finished.

"We've got four more gallons of yogurt due to arrive Thursday afternoon, then we can finish the room, and finally have our promised yogurt lunch break," said Hey Jerk construction foreman Pal Fimply Jr.













Accountant Marv, who lives hanging off of Him's lone ear, was hired as a staff accountant on a temporary basis, replacing Griffin Pepano, who was eaten by a giraffe.

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