Balool's Nose Terrorizes City, Hundreds Reduced To Hiccuping

Maurice Balool's nose is in the midst of a rampage through the streets of Clubbner City, according to staff correspondent Lazlo Bergeron.

Residents of the quiet town, which is known for having the world's largest soy sauce pool (Nunce Valley Times - February, 2007), have been driven from their homes and into the Hiccup Pits where more than three dozen cases of hiccups have been reported.

Balool, 47 in earth years and munstercheese-9 in planet Balool years, was one of several Balools to migrate to planet Earth after the pillow feather storms of 1982 nearly destroyed his home planet. His nose was ranked as the 7th-largest in the modern era, passing several notable sneezers/nostril models, including Harvey Minkus.

Balool (Staff photo by Pappamichael Zinn-Brignac)


Other Balools are expected to join Maurice on the family's Rampage Tour 2013, including Flonn Balool, Jeremiah Balool, Donnie "Peeps" Balool, the folk music group Muddy Sarah Balool, Greg Balool, Reverend Mush Face Balool, Maurice Balool Sr., Patty Balool and her parakeet, Ingrid Balool Jr., and Ulysses Balool.