Sal Cheeserug, great Taxidermist, Announced Deceased

Salvatore "Shitknuckle" Cheeserug, world renowned for his taxidermy and black market underwear dealings, has been found deceased at his home atop Feathers Hill.

Cheeserug

Cheeserug Bio

Name: Salvatorio Bocockio Smith-Cheeserug
DOB: 1/1/1938
Height: 6'6"
Weight: 963 lbs
Genitals: N/A
Partner: Alvin Hookmaster  - Deceased, August, 1987 (cheetah)
Walrus: Henry (Hank)
Quotes: "Once a salamander, always a salamander" "Who's Dom Xomcheese?" "A man removed is a man scorned." "RIP Doogie Henrikson Jr."

Cheeserug, who once swallowed a rhinoceros whole, is believed to have been suffocated to death by and unknown subject (unsub). The murder weapon, Harold, has been brought into HQ for questioning but is claming the 17th amendment.

Anyone with information on the assailant is encouraged to contact Detective Queck Rainbow at 1-999-donkey. Rewards will be considered (otter)

- Cheeserug Hamilton