Wong hired

Jo-he-Jo Wong has been hired as staff impersonator, according to a phone book turned to the "I's" with knowledge of the situation.

Wong, the step-brother of world-famous cashew whisperer Jo-he-Jo Pong, already has a preliminary impersonation schedule lined up:

April 2 - Capolo "Toes" Henderson
April 17 - 38th floor water fountain 3
May 6 - Johan Peedle
May 22 - the ghost of Sam Rosen
May 28 - cup of orange juice
June 11 - Glenn Minkus
June 29 - [ant farmer to be named later]
July 4 - America

Wong - photo taken December, 1982


* UPDATE - 10:51 a.m. *

Wong passed while impersonating a tomato.