11:38 AM DDST - Jerk officials, in accordance with the Save The Pistachios Foundation, have announced the hiring of Lobbo Blongamyre as Staff Petunia Assistant.
Blongamyre, who starred on several championship-winning paper towel-eating contest teams in the 1990s and introduced an ice cube to another ice cube last Tuesday, will begin Friday as Mayor William Petunia's top aide.
Petunia, currently vacationing in Samantha Weckerson's navel, declined comment.
Also hired (March 12):
* James-hee-J'hames Pong (Settle Roundhead historian)
* Catherine Twoddlesherry (Staff zucchini)
* Piece of notebook paper (March 13, 2013 meeting notes)
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