Capolo Henderson has officially put the town of Mockmoodle on the map.
Henderson, a native of the peanut shell farming town, was recently invited to 2013 spring camp for the new expansion leaf-eating contest team, the Pershack County Cinnamon Buffalo. The Hey Jerk editor, 46, will compete for a spot on the team with fellow spring invitees Lyle Larue, Jo-he-Jo Pong, Unu Anu, Molly Binkwell, Romelio Yockcheeze and Shevvie Salazar, "The Rigatoni From Albahony".
Henderson released a cryptic statement through his lawyer, turnip:
"I'll make the team, and when I make the team I'm eliminating some people. First to be eliminated is Charles Frozengard. Second to go will be Ernest Ploop, the man who stole my elbow in '93 and used it to help Iceland win a bronze medal. Finally, I will be taking the roofs off houses at the following locations: 314 Vernon Valley Road, 2629 Ooork Avenue, the Sal Delmonico apartment complex, 940 Balboni Crossing and 6650 Warren Lump Lane."
- Correspondent Lobbo Blongamyre
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