**BREAKING** Rainbow Spotted in San Juan

Recently escaped lunatic and staff editor Oscar Rainbow was briefly spotted this morning in San Juan, according to Office Alfonce D'Qwegg of the San Juan Foot Odor Police. D'Qwegg was able to snatch a photo before Rainbow ran off screaming into the darkness.

Rainbow

After an initial investigation of potential witnesses, one Googo Tilapia came forward with an eyewitness account of the last few moments before Rainbow's disappearance:

"Dr. Rainbow was standing in the middle of the street with a confused look on his face. He started screaming 'I have a coolie?! All of these years and I didn't know that I had a damn coolie?! You'll pay for this! The United States of America will pay for this injustice, if its the last thing Oscar Rainbow does on this Earth! My coolie will not go unheard!"




Then, Dr. Rainbow ran off screaming, as reported by Office D'Qwegg.

Just another footnote in the saga of Dr. Oscar Rainbow, esteemed editor and World's Most Insane Human (WMIH).

If you have any information on the whereabouts of Rainbow, please contact the HJPD at HJPD@gmail.com.

- Staff Rainbow Man Stinky Phopp