April 17, 2012

Lyleson Eats Most Aardvarks

A shocking result in Malik County early Tuesday morning as 53-year old Warren Lyleson won the national Aardvark Eating Contest. Lyleson had started eating aardvarks competitively just 16 months ago, but stunned the crowd of guys named Horace with a North American-record 11 A.C.H. (aardvarks consumed in an hour).

Lyleson, who Tuesday was playing for the Make A Noise With Your Arm Pit Foundation, becomes the oldest winner in the tournament's 310-year history, and moves on to the international competition June 7-11. He'll compete against seven-time international champion Son Ke Liu, and a lady named Wendy.

Lyleson's mailman, Dwight, declined comment.

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