DelRhinoceros
Reports started trickling in from "people in the know" around 6 AM EST this morning that Warren had broken gas, and in the process had lost three of his limbs. These reports were later confirmed by a spokesman for the United States military, who were the first on the scene and have taken Dr. DelRhinoceros into custody.
"The Dr. has passed air, and has been taken to a secure location where his fate will be decided in the coming hours" said United States General Gary Schavonn.
Immediate reaction has ranged from shock to bliss. Fans of the Dr. have already started a protest outside his home, raising Pro-Wind banners and chanting "Wind equals freedom!" Anti-Wind protests have also begun, with little Gregory Kooka losing his life outside a Walmart in Springfield, Illinois.
Further updates will come as they are made available to The Jerk.
- Staff Wind Man Warren Lump
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