Hey Jerk Coolies v. Portland, 1:05 EST: Lineup Announced

1) Kork Ashirmin LF
2) Michaela C
3) Pat Zinn 3B/SS
4) Pat Zinn SS/3B
5) Alfredo Sanchules DH
6) J. Scott 1B
7) N/A
8) N/A
9) Greg RF

17) Kork Ashirmin 2B

Manager: Pupu Quimm

Coolie Beat Writer Juan DelCoolie: "Why is Pat Zinn batting third and fourth, coach?"

Coach Pupu Quimm: "It had to be that way."