Henderson's Whereabouts Unknown

Capolo Henderson, Hey Jerk editor and founder of the Horace County chapter of Gravel Eater's Anonymous, has once again gone missing. Early reports have the 53-year old living in an oak tree near Woddles Forest, while several other reports have very little information. Henderson, who was last seen eating a photograph of a baked potato April 26, is considered elbow and Darren.