8:27 p.m., WST - Breaking news from Hey Jerk headquarters as staff editor and forehead piercing model Capolo Henderson found a small pile of mud late Wednesday.
"It's a good, solid pile of mud and the bidding starts at $1,000," said Henderson through his interpreter, Terrence Bradshaw. "It may seem like a steep price, but this mud marched on Paddock Street in the 90s, this mud cured Murray Bly and speaks several languages. And, I need to feed my family of mud people. Food doesn't grow on trees, you know."
Henderson then boarded his spaceship to the attic.
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