BREAKING: Xomcheese Found Deceased

In a shocking revelation, longtime editor and staff clown Edward Xomcheese, or "Eddie the Great," was found in a state of being dead this morning. He was located by Warren Hemfo, a passer by with knowledge of death and deathly states.

"He was dead." - Hemfo

Xomcheese was found nude under an apple tree behind HQ, half eaten and dead looking. An investigation took place, but no one cared so his body was left to rot.

"No one cares." - Investigator Cletus McFee

Xomcheese (DEAD)


The coroner has released the cause of death as "multiple war injuries sustained at the hand of a rabid water buffalo. Looks like Dr. Xomcheese went down fighting, but the buffalo was just too much."

Well, lets move on. To take his place will be former Staff Handyman, now Staff Editor, Cleveland Booby. Please join us in congratulating Mr. Booby next time you see the man in the restroom.

Booby (Staff Editor)


Booby, upon hearing of his promotion, shot to death passer by Yi-Yi Pu Fwen. He will no longer be available for fecal pummeling events.

- Staff Editor Cleveland Booby