BREAKING: Rainbow Detained in Detroit

Oscar Rainbow, believed dead, has been located and detained in Detroit. Not many details are known at this time, but Detroit PD is charging Dr. Rainbow with "crude and gruesome acts towards a porcine being."

Rainbow (Jailed)


Rainbow, allowed a single phone call before being placed in 24 hour solitary confinement, released the following statement through his lawyer, Bernard Winkus:

"Peace to all hippos, the pig needed to pay."

All that remained of the pig were his entrails, leading officers to believe Rainbow consumed the animal after relieving it of its existence.

Stay tuned.

- Staff Pig Murder Man Travonjalicious Fwemp