An historic event has taken place as Hey Jerk, in honor of the life of Horace Vonavich, has hired the first spray paint can man, Myron Fadding.
Fadding, who was born in Murfreesboro, Tennessee under the name Pip Leach, brings thousands of years of experience to the site and will have many jobs, including:
* How to properly digest an acorn
* The whereabouts of Hillary Bly's left ear
* Engine coolant 101
Fadding released a statement through his hippo, Claude:
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