Bison Season, Existence Over

The Hey Jerk Bison, who shocked many by losing only a single game this season, were ready to take the world by storm and win the Championship of the Earth. Playoffs were ready to begin, and most experts had the Bison running the table. They were peaking at the right time, and had the "tools to succeed" (P. Zyn, 1972 - 2012). Then, tragedy struck.

Hey Jerk Bison (Deceased)



The Bison, a franchise in existence for over 120 years, has been lost.

While busing the team to their first playoff game in Cleveland, a problem arose. At around 3:00 AM GST yesterday evening, the bus spontaneously exploded, leaving nothing but charred bones and a bologna sandwich behind.

Not a single soul was saved. Team ownership were engaged in meetings in Salt Lake City, Utah when the news hit. Before they had a chance to remorse, ownership Headquarters was run over by a rabid herd of elephants, leaving all in the facility deceased.

Due to the rare combination of natural disasters, the Bison team has been destroyed. The once proud franchise, famous for the 1947 post-apocalyptic mule race from New York to Los Angeles, is no more. Next season will be a sad one for HJ fans, as the most they can hope for is an expansion team to be granted to the once proud city.

We are sorry for your loss.

- Staff Bison Man Kirk Ashirman