Miles Derner, staff biologist during the Jerk's heyday of the late-1970s, was brought back to life by a miracle eggplant cure.
"The man never hurt an ostrich, except for that ostrich he hurt in the 1993. But we've looked past that to a new future, full of half-men-half-turnips, and pools of Ernies for deep-sea Ernie fishing," said Murray, a pigeon that lives in Derner's hair and is the Derner family spokesman.
Derner's story began in Cleveland, then the story moved to Fayetteville, Arkansas where he was offed by Chuck Frozengard in June, 2010. Frozengard was subsequently incarcerated for the crime, and spent the next 60 days in a maximum-security walk-in freezer until his release in August. Derner was considered dead, until Monday evening when the former back hair model was brought back to life by Dr. Hojo Blotch.
"Please get out of my basement and leave my house," said Blotch.
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