Frozengard Takes Next Step in Jerk War 2010, Conducts Mass Assasination

Chuck Frozengard (Staff Hobo), who recently declared war on Oscar Rainbow and everything Rainbow related, took the next step in his plan by offing several well-known Rainbow enthusiasts here at the blog.

Don Didier, Morahead Paulfield, Squib Cotillion, and Miles Derner were all offed by Frozengard, who had this to say afterwards:

"They all had to die. For every Rainbow supporter I locate, another will perish. Method of assassination: doo."

Mass Slaying



All four of these dedicated staff members have put in there time here at The Jerk, and for that we offer them no thanks. Oscar Rainbow and his camp are sure to retaliate in the near future. Stay tuned for exclusive updates.

- Staff War Correspondent PooPee Reynolds