December 14, 2011

Staff Cooley Hired



Hey Jerk has hired Ed Cooley as Staff Cooley. The position, long held by Reggie Cooley, opened up after a Tuesday evening mashed potato riot saddened thousands.

Ed Cooley, also the head coach of the Providence College men's basketball team, will be responsible for hiring other Cooleys as well as scratching coolies.

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