Game 4 Recap: Bison at 11 Guys Named Jerry

Date: December 7, 2011
Locale: N/A
Stadium: N/A
Conditions: Sun
Attendance: 0

Recap

Quarter 1: 11 Fat Guys Named Jerry fail to show due to local buffalo eating competition taking place. Bison take the field.

Quarter 2: Sherman runs the kick-back beluga trio and scores on an end around. 7-0 Bison.

Halftime Recap

Zyn arrives, proclaims world peace and shoots clear liquid into left arm. Locks himself in locker.

Quarter 3: Fat Guys Named Jerry score despite not being present, Bison in tight one, 7-7.

Quarter 4: Hu eats bologna sandwich, blows so much wind that he floats to moon. Scores TD on way, Bison win 14-7.

Notable Stats

11 Fat Guys Named Jerry: Entire Team (DNP)
Bison: Sherman 1-15, 47 Yds Rushing, TD

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