Date: December 21, 2011
Locale: Hong Kong, China
Stadium: Feng Zhoo-Wong Memorial Field
Conditions: N/A
Attendance: 98,233
Recap
Quarter 1: The Bison, coming off a disputed loss which is now under investigation for Illegal Walry by Henderson Middle, come out on fire. Sherman hits on his first 13 passes, 2 for touchdowns to reinvigorated slot back Ruso. Defensive Lineman Fritz Walvonk of Provo High passes away after attempting to arm tackle Hu on a fullback draw. Carted off field and lit on fire.
Quarter 2: Bison continue their dominance, and begin playing dirty by kicking their opponents when down. Sherman goes 14 of 15 in the quarter, with another 3 td passes to Skip Ruso, who begins to sing the Canadian national anthem and is carted off the field on Brad Kovacik's shoulders for halftime. Bison go to break up 42-0.
Halftime Recap
Christensen, disgruntled by lack of playing time, removes his underwear and eats it, all while running through the stands screaming about an Indian revolution and plans to take over the universe. He is removed by security and placed in a Chinese prison.
Quarter 3: Bison pull the starters, go with Ed Xomcheese at QB. Xomcheese finishes the quarter 1-9 for 14 yds and a rushing TD. Backup RB Ted Pinecone rumbles in for an additional TD as well. Bison up 56-0.
Quarter 4: In what has become tradition, Hu immediately eats linebacker Herman Bunkley on the first play of the quarter. He continues with his "Hu-Woo Potty Poo" dance at midfield, relieving himself in the process. Kurt Sherman disappears from the sidelines. Bison finish up with 56-0 win.
Notable Stats
Sherman - 27/28, 491 Yds (Bison Team Record), 6 TD, 1 Disappearance
Ruso: 17 Carries, 233 Yds, 6 Receptions, 156 Yds, 6 TD
Next Game: Bison at Ruttlestown B Team
1 comment:
Provo didn't give 113%.
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