December 24, 2011

FGUAA Staff List Released

The FGUAA (Federation of Garys United Against Australia)

[Updated - December 23, 2011]


Founder/president - Gary Clemono
Treasurer - George "Gary" Cecil
Pointer (up in the air at trees) - Lucy Garihidis
Pointer (at things, mailbox-level or lower) - Hu-Shwon Gary
Music - Lil' Gary & The New Garys (featuring Old Barry)
Olympic Gary coach - Gary Zatch
Vice president in charge of toast - Claire Ryzeka
Gary recruiters - GaryScout Inc.
Egg-white Gary omelet chef - Big Fat Gary Johansen
Verne Lundquist masks - Gary Kapeetle
Venezuelan relations - Senor Gary
Garybarrow inventors - Henrietta & Walter Garry
Mud - Garrison Gary
Assistant director (Luxembourg location) - Jacinda Garicoe

** Federation reading material **

Newspaper: Julio Herald
Magazine: Gary Quarterly
Propaganda: Gary-Austro War Pamphlets™

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