Bison Hire New Waterboy

The Bison have lured ex-Broncos defensive coordinator Dennis Allen away to take over the role of Team Waterboy, formerly held by now deceased Wally Pipp.

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Allen, who lasted 14 games for the Broncos in his inaugural season, was considered a hot commodity after his defense recently held the Kluppitch Middle Henry's to just under 700 yds of offense. He decided to take his "talents" to the Jerk for a contract of 3 years/ $14 million.

"I took my talents to the Jerk." - Dennis Allen

Please join us in welcoming Mr. Allen to our family and into our hearts.

- Beau Fimmons