November 21, 2011

Glubfish Trials Begins

Gary Glubfish v The City of Tuscaloosa

The defendant, Gary Lucan Glubfish, is accused of bread loaf murder and faces a maximum broom closet sentence of 11 days.

Glubfish, dressed in his whale costume, pleads "not tall enough".

* District attorney: Harvey Minkus
* Defense attorney: Eyebrows the Clown


Opening arguments

Defense: [Squeezes nose three times, does a somersault and makes a sad face]

DA: "He did it! Come on!"



(Glubfish. Photo taken September, 1983)

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