Picklesby (DEAD)
Picklesby, well known for his long standing position against Random Acts of Alberts (RAA), and his penchant for eating Nascar drivers that place lower than 14th overall in the "Chase" each year, has passed on. Early reports indicate that Picklesby was attempting to eat Kyle Busch, when he realized that Busch had an anti-Picklesby missile attached to his person and armed. Picklesby attempted to flee but by then it was far too late. Picklesby's remains are currently being gathered from around the globe so that a proper burial with fecal can ensue.
Please join us in saying goodbye to Fenton.
- Staff Fenton Man Randolph Lump
No comments:
Post a Comment