October 14, 2011

First wave of peanutshellbirds land at HQ

What is believed to be the first of many groups of peanutshellbirds landed at Hey Jerk headquarters Friday morning. The birds, from the outskirts of Derwood Manor, the fishing port popularized in the 1970s novels of Helmet Proctor, are irritable and are demanding mailboxes for shelter from the sun and to recharge their battery packs.

Jerk photographer Garrit Queh, the last remaining decedent of the Queh family, captured two of the birds descending on HQ at approximately 7:15 a.m. GST.

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