Mort's Hardware Lions reliever Bobby Sazzle was arrested Wednesday evening for public disturbance. Sazzle, who was a 2010 Gafreda County All-Star for the Nottingham Noodles but was traded for a bag of chocolate-covered cherries to Mort's Hardware in February, was brought into police custody after Sgt. Ernie Veltz had to be called to the 31-year old's two-story refrigerator box.
"Mr. Sazzle was screaming profanity at his goldfish, who he claimed was called "Uncle Amos", and was without pants when I asked him to calm down," Veltz said. "He refused and began to reenact the battle of lettuce mountain, which he said was 'the key scene' of a play he starred in in the 40s. I apprehended the suspect and placed him in the squad car and I believe he relieved himself on the back seat."
Lions' owner Herbert Landover II declined comment.
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