October 11, 2011

Kafelnik Found

Delicious news out of the 8th floor janitorial closet at headquarters as Boris Kafelnik was found with spaghetti in his pants Tuesday morning. It's the third instance of Pasta Pants™ in the last month for the troubled ex-dolphin, who came to this country in 2005 with a dream to free all microwaves from H.A.P. (home appliance persecution).

Kafelnik's lawyer, Otto Lesper, declined underwear.

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