William Lump, younger brother of recently-hired and soon-to-be fired Warren, has been released from Quinkley Asylum. According to a desk that held the 42-year old's discharge papers (and a pencil named Gil), William, who starred at wide receiver for the 2002 Hey Jerk Bison football team that went 3-11 under head coach, burrito, is expected to ride his pet refrigerator-on-wheels, Roger into town by the end of the week.
The front door at headquarters is stationery and considered worried.
- Lumpdate Staff
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