Puppitch Family Arrives

After Niles Puppitch passed away earlier this morning from a Gary overdose, the Puppitches decided that it was time. They announced their intention to "arrive" this morning, and are scheduled to land at HQ at 6 PM GST. The Puppitches arive from the Planet Gwombus, and are Gwombosians.

Puppitch Family Leader, Douglas Puppitch


The Puppitches, who speak Puppitch, will be translated for us through their loyal interpreter, 6.

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The Puppitches plan on making a formal announcement, but for now we will detail their family bio.

Puppitch Family Bio

Name: Puppitch
Leader: Douglas "Thin Toe" Puppitch, Al
Origins: Unknown, but most likely the Sun
Current Residence: Gwombus
Feet: yes
Dinkus: no
Other Family Members: Lil Tim, Paul, Perry, Sal Delmonico, Gary
Females: do not exist
Trademark: peanut butter filled anus
Comments: enjoy human elbows, dislike derwood morris

- Staff Puppitch Correspondent Gus Gary