Glenn, who died 7 months ago in a peanut explosion, has risen from the dead.
Glenn
While it is unknown how Glenn rose from the Gary, many believe it was an act of a superior power.
"The Jerk has fallen into disarray without Glenn's leadership," said Staff Foot Footmond Junes, "and President Glenn is back just in time to change things. First things first - take care of this Oberman guy."
Glenn, who speaks Chinese, did not offer any statement upon his return to HQ. He simply walked straight to his old office, threw current inhabitant Elephant Rainbow out the window (deceased), and started his daily routine of singing "Baby got back" before getting down to business.
Please welcome President Glenn back to the Jerk!
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