Oberman On Run, Releases Photo of New Look

Ross Oberman, on the run and believed to be located somewhere on Earth, for some reason decided to release a photo to the press revealing his new appearance. This would seem to be counterproductive to most, as people on the run generally keep their disguises to themselves.

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Police Chief Flavence Smoomp said that several observations can be made based on the new photo.

"First of all, it appears as if Mr. Oberman has gained 50-100 lbs. His diet clearly consists of candy bars and corn on the cob. Secondly, Oberman has obviously joined a Co-Ed softball team based on his new footwear. Third, we believe that Oberman is most likely armed and dangerous, based on the fact that he has no arms. We believe this photo proves that Oberman will most likely issue another threat in the near future, possibly aimed toward the inhabitants of Pluto."

- Staff Oberman Man Gary Oberman