Oberman Issues New Threat, Now On the Lam

Ross Oberman, recent death threat initiator, issued a new threat this morning through his walrus, Fronk.

"I am expanding my murderous ways to that of the entire country of Switzerland. No longer will the Swiss take advantage of Obermans in Europe (OiE). Our conglomeration will eliminate the entire country, and feed it to our new slave, Oscar Rainbow. The Swiss population has had their time in the Gary, and now it is time for them to release their bowels into a toilet located at the Oberman Complex for the Criminally Gary. There they will remain until we decide on the most efficient way to mass-eliminate the entire population in the Oberman Chamber."

Oberman Poster


Please contact Sheriff Daquaggo Alfonte with any tips that could lead to Obermans arrest.