Former lead correspondent Trent "Happy Feet" Bibswitch was killed in an underwear fire Thursday afternoon. In his 17 years at Hey Jerk, Bibswitch reported on several important stories, including the Capolo Mustard Packet Thefts of 2002, "Tinklegate", and Oscar Rainbow's brief time as president of the Tinotown chapter of Ernies for Jesus.
Bibswitch is survived by a photograph of a living room chair. Funeral services, originally scheduled for August 13, were canceled due to lack of Vince Salazar.
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