Willingham Hired

Rubrick Willingham has been brought on board to thin out the Frozengard population.

The Frozengards, led by staff hobo Charles, lately have been caught drinking pond water and reenacting scenes from the play I Capolo'd In My Underpants, which are violations of the Hey Jerk bylaws.

Willingham and his staff-a giraffe named Marty and a photograph of a pear-will move into a 9th floor office and immediately begin spraying for apricots. Once the Frozengards are wiped out completely, the napkin tests will begin.


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