A New Path: McKenna Leaves Office

Emmitt McKenna, Staff Dictator here at The Jerk for over a few months, has stepped down immediately to pursue other career options.

McKenna (Not Dead)


Upon leaving his office abruptly, McKenna did offer a short statement to his loyal supporters (Chet Bwinkley and Samuel Hollobath):


"I'm leaving office to pursue my dream of professional pooing."


So that's it for Emmitt "Donkey-Man" McKenna. Lets all move on, quickly.


Immediately upon hearing about the opening for Staff Mogul, riots arose in the streets surrounding HQ. Several were killed, trampled to death or otherwise, including Mayor Binkle and Congressman Hopp, in addition to Garbageman Gus Ashirmen. One man arose from the dust - Ernesto "Ernie" Ploop III.


Ploop (Staff Mogul)





Ploop, and self-proclaimed "Ploopinaire," comes from the well known Ploop clan of southern South Dakota. He is best known for once eating an entire walrus, live, and changing his name to Randall for 7 hours (August, 1947).

Ploop promises to get this blog going again, as in recent weeks there has not been much activity. He also promises to kill several old staff members and not replace them. "We have too many staff members."

Please join us in a glorious salute to new Staff Mogul, Ernie Ploop.

- Staff Correspondent Gerard Jeggles