Schlofko Immediately Slain

Ernie Schlofko, who has been on staff for over an hour, has been murdered.

Schlofko (DEAD)


Chuck Frozengard, Staff Hobo, immediately claimed responsibility.

"I had to make, and I did so into the top of Ernie's head. I quickly coated his brain in poopies and slowly but surely, Schloffy's life force evaporated. Expect the same treatment for any further Schlofkos."

Schlofko made no friends during his time at the blog, and will only be remembered for being found rafting in the 4th toilet of the 3rd floor women's restroom.

- T-Bibby