CAPOLO FOREST - The body parts of former Hey Jerk staff member Vincent Wekish were found Tuesday in the northwest end of Capolo Forest, according to a pile of leaves with knowledge of the situation. Wekish was staff pipe cleaner from 1998-2009 before vanishing during a routine knee cap inspection. He was missing from November, 2009 until January, 2011 when he was assumed dead. The Wekish family-a doughnut (glazed) and a lawnmower named Terry-found new hope late last-month when police thought they had discovered Wekish singing alto in the Our Lady of the Dangling Big Toe choir, but today's findings confirm Wekish had been dead for months.
The body parts will be cremated and made into thick chili paste for the upcoming Jerk Chili Cook Off & Worm Auction, May 3-6 at Rainbow Fairgrounds.
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