Two new baseball teams ready to play

Here are the rosters for the two expansion teams in the HJBL, the Winnipeg Skidmarks and the Sioux City Yell.


Winnipeg

Owner: Cito Poptartinio
GM: Otis Feathers
Manager: Ronnie Stinkpot
Venue: Diet Coke Stadium at Poopy Field

1B Coach: Ronnie Beliiard
3B: Chee-Cho "Two Nostril" Henderson
PC: Kirk Aschirmen
Bullpen Coach: Rawry Fimply
Hitting Coach: Kevin Long
Bench Coach: Pal Fimply

1B: Skippy Russo
2B: Red Sanchules-Didier
SS: Gary
3B: Joe Dimaggio
LF: Robert Feathers
CF: Gary 2
RF: Womp Fube
C: Tinkle Murphy
B: Yoch Fwegly
B: Jerry Jerry
B: Igloo Rhinoceros
B: Otis Nixon
RP: Gary 3
RP: Poopy Macintosh
RP: Mariano Shmivera
RP: Krockle Phwinn
P: Yeti Sphinx
P: Chuck Frozengard
P: Mrooble Fonchonski
P: Yo Nee



Sioux City

Owner: Happy Leach
GM: Blinky McGee
Manager: Marc Russo
Stadium: Blast! Cola Stadium

Squad:

C - Forrest Fluff
1B - Mutt Celery
2B - Squeaks Macafee
SS - Julio Montero
3B - Lance Pershack
RF - K'adarious Reynolds
CF - Mickey Wendell
LF - Laphonso Martinez
B - Jingo James
B - Xavier Ryan
B - Quayshon Valdez
SP - Mel Sock
SP - Pasqual Benitez
SP - Rabbit McGinley
SP - Smoke Herzog
RP - Mop Vanderells
RP - Nannie Tucker
RP - Art Buffalo