The Jerk has announced the hiring of Gary Feetarms as Staff Target. Feetarms will stand against the south wall at headquarters and staff members can throw things at him to relieve stress. Feetarms released a statement through his lawyer, Allen Shakaynish:
"I draw the line at fecal matter."
Feetarms, a native of the planet Muffin, will also be responsible for refereeing any coleslaw fights that inevitably break out during the spring months.
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