Murray Rainbow Passes On To Next Place

Murray Rainbow, and his earring Pwox Rainbow, were found in dead formation on the 14 yard line of Hey Jerk Field early this morning.

Murray Rainbow (DEAD)


Local Private Eye Boris Yumchee was immediately on site investigating the strange event.

"It appears Mr. Rainbow was again playing an imaginary game of American Football in the middle of the night when a sniper took him out from an undisclosed location on Mount Capolo. It is not yet known what the motive for the slaying may be, but Mr. Rainbow did make it further than he ever had in the past: 14-yard line."

More on this murder to come.

- Trent Bibswitch MD