The Pal Fimply era has finally come to an end as staff editor Capolo found Palfamont dead Friday morning. Over the past five years there had been several rumors of Fimply dying, whether it be by school bus flattening, raccoon foot overdose, or a routine hamburger bun pummeling. Early reports suggest Fimply died Friday morning around 11:45 a.m. doing what he loved: dancing on the roof. His death, believed to be a roof falling, brings an end to a reign of horror and egg salad wading pools that plagued the Jerk since the 70s.
- Correspondent Jerry Troup
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