Momentous Day at The Jerk as New Editor Hired

Humphrey Kleinsauce, a maniacal Rainbow hater, has been hired on to fill the long needed role of Staff Editor. While The Jerk has several other editors, Kleinsauce is being brought on for his "firey" demeanor and his penchant for killing Rainbows.

Kleinsauce


Upon learning of his selection, Kleinsauce released the following statement through his assistant, Ing Weh:

" I hate The Jerk and everything about it. The only reason I am accepting this post is the possibility to write about and assassinate Rainbows. And to the readers - f*ck all of you."

Please join us in a hearty welcome for Mr. Kleinsauce.

- Lead Correspondent Trent Bibswitch