Here's the latest Gary news:
* Garyday has been approved. It will start at roughly 10:00 p.m. GST Sunday night and last until approximately 3:00 a.m. GST Monday morning. During that time, Garys may atone for their sins as well as purchase pool equipment. Unfortunately, during this five-hour period, Garys are also accustomed to religious persecution and must be heavily-guarded at all times. (Note: use the Gary flares in case of emergency).
* The March, 2011 issue of Gary Monthly is now available on newsstands. Some of the items in the latest issue:
- Where can I find a Gary? Dating tips for the woman on the go.
- Gary Recipe of the Month: Gary Soup with Mushrooms.
- Pleasant Times theme park has announced the opening of Gary Mountain. Our editor gets an inside look at the new ride.
* Gary obituaries include Professor Gary Tomjanovich, who taught Noodle Studies at Gary University & Cafeteria, and professional wrestler The Gary.
- Oz Sock
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