Deter (DEAD)
Authorities are on site awaiting Frozengard's next bowel movement, so that the remains can be properly buried.
- Staff Lead Correspondent Trent W. Bibswitch MD
March 7, 2011
Deter Dead
Harry Deter, recently hired Staff Deter, was eaten early this morning, when Staff Hobo Chuck Frozengard realized that he had left his breakfast at home and started screaming hysterically, running around the building. Unfortunately for Deter, he looks like some type of seafood and Frozengard quickly picked him up, chewed a few times, and swallowed him whole.
Deter (DEAD)
Authorities are on site awaiting Frozengard's next bowel movement, so that the remains can be properly buried.
- Staff Lead Correspondent Trent W. Bibswitch MD
Deter (DEAD)
Authorities are on site awaiting Frozengard's next bowel movement, so that the remains can be properly buried.
- Staff Lead Correspondent Trent W. Bibswitch MD
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