February 2, 2011

Staff Architect Orin Olivette Hired


Orin Olivette, an esteemed local architect, has been hired by The Jerk. Olivette has designed such local establishments as Haggis' Hot Dog Shack and the Glenn Ellis Institute for Psychiatric Health (formerly Ursula's Used Car Parts).



He has been brought on to design this cutting-edge bedroom for staffer Oscar Rainbow. Future projects include the creation of a utility shed behind staff headquarters.

Incidentally, Orin Olivette was born with a fish bowl as a head. Though he can't see or eat, it does not impact his quality of life.

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