McGonk Hired

FooFoo McGonk, formerly Paulie Brumm, has been hired on to fill the long needed role of Staff Pig Farmer.

McGonk

McGonk has several years in the industry (pig porn), and also works well with bananas. We expect McGonk to have a long and illustrious tenure here at The Jerk.

- Staff McGonk Correspondent Wood-E Chotchke